This has probably been around quite a while, but it made me chuckle, so I though I'd pass it on.
This morning I went to sign my dogs up for welfare. At first the lady said, "Dogs are not eligible to draw welfare". So I explained to her that my dogs are mixed in color, unemployed, lazy, can't speak English and have no clue who their daddies are. They expect me to feed them, provide them with housing and medical care, and feel guilty because they are dogs.
So she looked in her policy book to see what it takes to qualify. My dogs get their first checks Friday.
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Huh, that is one way to look at the mooching looters that suck the life out of my productivity. As dogs...then again, it is kind of offensive to dogs...since they are loyal,obedient, and intelligent.
ReplyDeleteI'll bet she found them under "Democrat"...
ReplyDeleteHAH! I didn't consider that it might be demeaning to dogs. It's why I stopped calling politicians weasels!
ReplyDeleteIt is sad this is even close to being a reality.
ReplyDeleteSo true, isn't it.
ReplyDeleteHave you noticed. American ends in "CAN". Republican ends in "CAN". Democrat ends in "RAT".
Are they gonna share, or binge on Milk Bones?
ReplyDeleteSigh... people HAVE actually signed dogs up, and supposedly gotten away with it for a while...
ReplyDeleteThere was a woman in Fl that got welfare for her chickens in the 60's
ReplyDeleteAll you need now is to sign them up to vote so they can assure future benefits!
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