No, it's not an early April Fool's joke.
I tripped on an extension cord, went down, missed the rubber mats I stand on, and landed on the concrete.
I couldn't get up, so I hit the alarm button on the remote for the truck to get SLW's attention. She came out, and I still couldn't get up.
Called 911, got admitted last night, and had surgery this morning. Should be released tomorrow morning.
Yes, it hurts, but I didn't need a complete hip replacement, just a plate and some screws.
Pretty groggy right now, so I'll post more tomorrow.