From a friend.....
Just wanted to let you know - today I received my Fiscal Cliff Survival Pack from the White House.
contained a parachute, an 'Obama Hope & Change' bumper sticker, a
'Bush's Fault' poster, a 'Blame Boehner' poster, a "Tax the Rich'
poster, an application for unemployment, an application for food stamps,
a prayer rug, a letter of assignation of debt to my grandchildren and a
machine to blow smoke up my ass.
All directions were in Spanish.
Keep an eye out. Yours should arrive soon.