From a friend.....
Just wanted to let you know - today I received my Fiscal Cliff Survival Pack from the White House.
It
contained a parachute, an 'Obama Hope & Change' bumper sticker, a
'Bush's Fault' poster, a 'Blame Boehner' poster, a "Tax the Rich'
poster, an application for unemployment, an application for food stamps,
a prayer rug, a letter of assignation of debt to my grandchildren and a
machine to blow smoke up my ass.
All directions were in Spanish.
Keep an eye out. Yours should arrive soon.
Admiral Yamamoto infamously said "You cannot invade the mainland United States. There would be a man with a rifle behind every blade of grass."
And so it should be, a nation of riflemen....
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