"Sam I Am" Goes To Washington

I do not like this Uncle Sam! 
I do not like his health care scam! 
I do not like these dirty crooks, or how they lie and cook the books.
I do not like when Congress steals! 
I do not like their secret deals! 
I do not like this speaker Nan! 
I do not like this 'YES, WE CAN'! 
I do not like this spending spree! 
I'm smart, I know that nothing's free. 
I do not like your smug replies,  when I complain about your lies.
I do not like this kind of hope! 
I do not like it, nope, nope, nope!