Admiral Yamamoto infamously said "You cannot invade the mainland United States. There would be a man with a rifle behind every blade of grass."
And so it should be, a nation of riflemen....
DEAR ABBY: 'I have always wanted to have my family history traced, but I can't afford to spend a lot of money to do it. Any suggestions?' Steve in California.. DEAR STEVE: 'Register as a Republican, and run for public office.'
Heh. Swiped.MacBournes Musings: Shamelessly Stolen
Funny AND sad, as 'tis true.
Yeah, a friend emailed it to me.
Keep it civil, please....